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Burp! (Dirty Bertie) by Alan MacDonald
$16.00 NZD
Category: Children's fiction | Series: Dirty Bertie
One of three wickedly funny stories featuring the world's grubbiest trouble magnet. Dirty Bertie - a boy with nose-pickingly DISGUSTING HABITS - is full of madcap plans and crazy ideas, and if it's trouble you're after look no further. Bertie's sure to be up to his neck in it!
Custardly Wart: Pirate (Third Class) by Alan MacDonald
$16.00 NZD
Category: Children's fiction | Series: History of Warts
At the Dankmarsh School for poor orphans, the children sleep four to a bed and exist on watery porridge. Teachers don't last long, and so when a new one arrives they are intrigued, especially since he has an eyepatch, a huge moustache and calls himself the Captain. Miss Scrubshaw interviews him for the ...Show more
Dirty Bertie (Book & CD) by Alan MacDonald & David Roberts
$25.00 NZD
Category: Picture books | Series: Dirty Bertie
Bertie has shockingly dirty habits. Whenever he does something dirty his family shouts, "No Bertie! That's dirty, Bertie!" But there's one habit Bertie won't give up. The complete story, with original music and sound effects, is read on CD by Jason Isaacs and Lesley Sharp.
Ditherus Wart: (Accidental) Gladiator by Alan MacDonald
$16.00 NZD
Category: Children's fiction | Series: History of Warts
Based on the dubious members of the Wart family tree, each book will focus on the adventurous life and turbulent times of a different 'Wart' from pirate to gladiator as he (or she) experiences the peculiar misfortunes which befall all Warts throughout the centuries. Book 1 is set in Roman times. Empero ...Show more
Fleas! (Dirty Bertie) by Alan MacDonald
$15.00 NZD
Category: Children's fiction | Series: Dirty Bertie
The Dirty Bertie Novel Series contain three wickedly funny stories featuring the worldÂs grubbiest trouble magnet. Dirty Bertie is a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! HeÂs full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas, and if itÂs trouble youÂre after, look no further  BertieÂs sure ...Show more
History of Warts #3 : Honesty Wart, Witch Hunter by Alan MacDonald
$16.00 NZD
Category: Children's fiction | Series: History of Warts
Life for Honesty and his sisters Mercy and Patience is not a bundle of laughs. His family are strict puritans and singing, dancing and anything that sounds like fun is forbidden. Life, Honesty thinks, can't get much worse when Christmas is cancelled by order of the government. But he is wrong - the real ...Show more
History of Warts #4 : Sir Bigwart, Knight of the Wonky Table by Alan MacDonald
$16.00 NZD
Category: Children's fiction | Series: History of Warts
When King Eggnog rashly offers the hand of his daughter Princess Miranda in marriage, Sir Bigwart sets out on a daring, quest with his faithful squire Toby in tow. The quest is to bring back a tooth of the Ogre of Ghastly Fell, a fearsome, flesh-eating giant whose breath is so bad it can knock you at a ...Show more
Kiss! (Dirty Bertie) by Alan MacDonald
$16.50 NZD
Category: No Category | Series: Dirty Bertie
Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie as he struggles to escape from the clutches of Angela Nicely, looks after the elderly class hamster, and ends up with a star solo trumpet performance, even though he's never played one ...Show more
Pants! (Dirty Bertie) by Alan MacDonald
$15.00 NZD
Category: Picture books | Series: Dirty Bertie
Dirty Bertie is a boy with disgusting habits! He's full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas, and it it's trouble you're after, look no further. Ages 7+.
Rats (Dirty Bertie) by Alan MacDonald
$14.00 NZD
Category: Children's fiction | Series: Dirty Bertie
Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! More disgusting than ever with crazier plans and increasingly madcap schemes, Bertie continues to delight his legions of fans who revel in his revolting ways. Join Bertie in Rats! as he crosses pat ...Show more
Scream! (Dirty Bertie) by Alan MacDonald
$16.50 NZD
Category: Children's fiction | Series: Dirty Bertie
Dirty Bertie - the boy with the nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie as he builds his very own haunted house, livens up a weekend in the country and is put under the spotlight at a spelling contest!
Smash (Dirty Bertie) by Alan MacDonald
$16.50 NZD
Category: Children's fiction | Series: Dirty Bertie
Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie in Smash! as he finds himself in a spot of bother with Mrs Nicely next door, tries his hand at a round of golf and joins Gran in a winning game of Bingo!